Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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OMG I AM PROCRASTINATING MY LIFE AWAY I NEED TO STOP 

• Pierce my ears
• Get over my fear and take the damn driving test
• Buy a kayak 
• Make some sort of money to buy kayak
• Eat better
• Clean house

UGH THESE ARE ALL SUCH HARD THINGS TO DO WITH SUCH LOW ENTHUSIASM 

and so much can go wrong.

izzys replied to your post: People want to hang out with me but I tell them I…

You’re in Texas. Aren’t your rides just jumping your neighbors horse, saddling up and yelling, “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”?

Ah yes, I forgot. Fetch the stirrups and bridal. 

People want to hang out with me but I tell them I don’t have a ride and they get angry because I still don’t have my license and in 3 months I’ll be seventeen with no license and I’m sorry world but I hate hi-ways OKAY people in Dallas drive like idiots ):

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